Nude?

If a fully clothed person were to shrink the entire population of the universe and house them inside their clothes, next to their bare skin, would that person technically be nude?

Dream recorder.

Though I mostly wouldn't trust my dreams to provide sufficiently coherent material for actual proper writing, they're occasionally worth a giggle and sometimes capable of kicking off an alternative line of thinking. Not last night's so much. I just dreamed I was being rejected by multiple publishing houses and living in a portacabin on the very swinging end of a massive crane. But other times. My father once dreamt Rob Brydon was sitting on his chest, for example. That sort of thing.

Anyway. Please to be recording your own humorous and potentially inspiring in the comments.

Tautologies.

'In an emergency, break window with hammer. To obtain hammer, break glass case using smaller hammer. To obtain smaller hammer, break glass case using even smaller hammer. To obtain even smaller hammer ....'

Also there are now comparison websites that compare different comparison websites.

Any other examples?